Archive of 'Procrastinate'

Standup Guys

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Lucas and I quote stand-up comedy the same way some people quote movie lines!  (Okay, I admit I quote movie lines, too…) In case you haven’t seen them, here are links to a few things that we watched when Erin & Mike were here: Stephen Lynch Nothing like getting a comedy singer stuck in your [...]

Cake Wrecks

Friday, August 15th, 2008

A few days ago, I came across a particularly entertaining blog to share: Cake Wrecks When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong. The blog is a gallery of professionally decorated cakes (and cake sculptures) that all have something fundamentally and amusingly wrong with them.  In some cases, it’s the fault of the client, who requested [...]

Confusion “Over” Quotation Marks

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Floating around in my head, and slowly fading from memory, there are still a few classic tales from Beijing that I should really share. One of the unintentionally funny things about our office in China is that the local Chinese employees were still a bit unsteady in their grasp of daily English usage.  Their eagerness [...]

Chart and Graph Humor

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

And my Milkshake graph of the other day segues nicely into this link, which has also been collecting dust for a while: Pie Chart Humor Of all of those, I have to repost this one here, because it’s such a classic.  Funniest graph-related joke ever: And for even more chart/graph humor, check out Demitri Martin’s [...]

My Milkshake Revisited

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

This is something Lucas stumbled on many months ago, and it’s been in Post Purgatory for a very long time.  Since it still makes me laugh, I’ll go ahead and post it. And if you want something a little more involved than just laughing at a ridiculous hip-hop song, check out this cool site to create [...]

Flickr Meme

Monday, July 21st, 2008

So this is kind of silly, but I’m drawn to pretty pictures and saw this on Kevin’s blog this morning.  It looked fun, so I thought I’d give it a try… The process: a. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search. b. Using only the first page, pick an image. c. [...]

Clever Programming Quotes

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Last night Lucas and I ordered a new laptop for me, and one of the semi-cool features is that it can be engraved. This was too good an opportunity to pass up. I nixed Lucas’s original suggestion of Meg Natraj www.MegDesk.com hoping instead to find a clever and appropriate quotation to carve onto the machine. [...]

What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Since I’m sure you always wanted to know, the average airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow is: Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour While I was waiting on a particularly slow build this afternoon, I happened upon an exhaustive calculation of the above figure, thereby answering the age-old question. Unfortunately, [...]

If Programming Languages were Boats

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

A hilarious analogy: If a programming language was a boat  Check out the reader suggestions in the first few comments.  Some of them are just as funny! MegDesk Blog – Powered by Bamboo

What a Great Trailer

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

This evening Lucas showed me a fantastic new movie trailer: Haha! I love it! A few years ago I downloaded a bunch of Java games for my phone, and the only one I still play with any regularity is a ripoff of Minesweeper. I must admit, I’ve gotten pretty good at it. On my particular [...]